Dogs: Moms Making Money

Not only will this video serve as an answer to the octuplets' question: "Why does our ball pit smell like rotten chili con queso, anus tears and desperation?" But it will also be used in high school sex education classes to warn students that if they get knocked up without the means to support their child, this is the low-budget shit they might have to do to put diapers on asses.

My problem with this wreck from TMZ isn't that OctoMom is starring in a fetish video with radio personality Tattoo. It's that she's starring in a poorly produced one! Did the octuplets sit on each other's shoulders and record this wreck with the VHS camcorder my mom refuses to throw out ("It's an antique!" - my mom)? Is this the real sequel to Paranormal Activity? Not only that, but OctoMom whips a trick like my 8-year-old self trying to throw a ball without crossing the line during the worst dodgeball game ever. I can almost hear a wimpy "uh" come out of her mouth as she dreadfully tries to crack that whip. Awful.

Put some real feeling into that shit, OctoMom! Picture Tattoo as your life choices and whip the fuckery right out of him. I swear, if we had to pick dominatrix teams, OctoMom's ass would be the last one chosen.

And if this clip isn't just a small piece of a longer one, how is Octo making money from this? Did TMZ pay for it? Is this viral marketing for Pampers? Octo is already embarrassing her kids with her whack ass whipping skills, so I hope she's not bringing more shame upon them by not collecting a check for this mess.

Feb 9

Pa. to stiffen rules following abortion clinic findings - abc27

Abortion roars back into US political debate - AFP

Hey, Teen Mom: Put Down That Baby; Pick Up a Diploma - TakePart - Inspiration to Action

Fayemi's wife seeks end to violence against women - Nigerian Compass (blog)

Fayemi's wife seeks end to violence against women - Nigerian Compass (blog)

Democrats criticize Republican measures to restrict abortion@ - NewsOK.com

Who is for people power? Jerry Brown or Prop. 8 sponsors? - San Francisco Chronicle (blog)

Teen pregnancy ingrained issue, will take more than sex education to address ... - My West Texas

More than 300 adverse reactions to cancer jab - Irish Times

Santorum Hits Back at Report Claiming He Suggested Palin Skipped CPAC for ... - Fox News

Senate committee adds new abortion rules - San Antonio Express

Smoking, Poverty Linked To High Risk Of Cervical Cancer - Bru Direct

Religion, not polygamy, may explain teen pregnancies in Bountiful: lawyer - Winnipeg Free Press

Vagina Warriors prepare to deliver 'The Vagina Monologues' - Iowa State Daily

Re-Examining The "Sex" of God - Trinicenter.com

Oak Valley Women's Clinic Seeing Increase In Demand - Oakdale Leader

Today's Lady News: The House Takes Aim At Planned Parenthood - The Frisky (blog)

Ohio Introduces Bill to Outlaw 'Heartbeat' Abortions - New York Magazine

GOP targets family planning program - Politico

'City of Joy' assists and empowers survivors of sexual violence in DR Congo - UNICEF (press release)

AIDS Action Committee Receives Major Grant From DC-based AIDS United - Rainbow Times

Why We Need Pro-Choice Republicans. - Tapped (blog)

House GOP Slashes Planned Parenthood, Family Planning Funding to Zero - Mother Jones

DOD Takes Steps to Combat Childhood Obesity - DVIDS

Mike Pence calls for defunding Planned Parenthood - Examiner.com

Education should be above religious accommodation - Macleans.ca

House committee considers "serious effort to end late-term abortions" - St. Louis Post-Dispatch

L.A. City Council Wants to Require Condoms on Porn Sets - TIME

'Protect Life' bill to ban federal abortion funding is debated - Washington Post

Resurrection Medical Center Helping Women Stop Abortions-In-Progress, Some Say ... - Huffington Post

Mormon Leader: Religious Freedom Under Attack by Gay Rights - Religion Dispatches

ABORTION TRUMPS JOBS ON REPUBLICAN AGENDA - Lez Get Real

House passes school sex education bill - Jackson Clarion Ledger

New Jersey Gov. Christie Vetoes Planned Parenthood Funding - Yahoo! News

Dead infant found in field, teen mom arrested - News10.net

Peer Review: Sarah Shearer '12 Explores Women's Health in Nepal - Cornell University The Cornell Daily Sun

A holistic view of teen pregnancy issues - ZAGASI

New Hampshire residents want gay marriage to stay: survey - Reuters

Republican Abortion Wars: A Handy Club to Beat Democrats With - Huffington Post (blog)

Anti-Abortion Bills Surging Through Capitol Hill—and States, Too - The Indypendent

Research: Pregnant teens want to go to college, need support - Eureka! Science News

GOP leaders propose $74 billion in cuts to Obama's budget request - Washington Post

Weekly Pulse: New Anti-Choice Bill Suggests More #DearJohn Letters Needed - Campus Progress

The right's delusions of world-historical grandeur - Washington Post (blog)

Chicago's Left Blows Its Big Chance - In These Times

Anti-Abortion Bills Crowding Onto US House Agenda - Politics Daily

Steve King Anti-Abortion Argument Focuses On 'Dismemberment' (VIDEO) - Huffington Post

State of the movement - Windy City Times

Congress eyes tax law as weapon against abortion rights - Atlanta Journal Constitution (blog)

THT's policy director Lisa Power awarded MBE - Pink Paper

Eco Etiquette: Is There A Green Choice For Birth Control? - Huffington Post (blog)

Less talk, more action on children at risk - North Shore News

Recommended: First Thoughts: Tea Party defiance - msnbc.com

Santorum weighs 2012 presidential bid - msnbc.com

Pittsburgh settles abortion 'speech zones' lawsuit - NECN

GOP Backs Massive Tax Increase To Phase Out Abortion Coverage By Private Insurers - TPMDC

Parents must be part of sex education - Canada.com

Healthcare repeal would harm women around the world - The Guardian

Pa. abortion doc charged with murder due in court - Atlanta Journal Constitution

Equality Michigan calls for investigation of HIV documents - Michigan Messenger (blog)

Thousands vaccinated in cervical cancer battle - NW Evening Mail

Pre-abortion sonogram bill gets its first hearing today - Austin American-Statesman (blog)

Bill requires parental notice of abortion requests - Valencia County News Bulletin

NYT Pretends Health Care Repeal Was Consistent With Deficit Reduction - Media Matters for America (blog)

Pharmacy Gives Pregnant Woman Abortion Pill By Mistake - SmartAboutHealth

Tailoring Marriage Law to Satisfy Equal Protection and Due Process - American Spectator

USCCB urges passage of 'No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act' - Catholic Culture

Ohio Republican lawmakers introduce slew of bills aimed at restricting access ... - Plain Dealer

Conscience rights protected, says board - OneNewsNow

My cut-out-and-keep guide on how to stop women having sex - The Guardian

Newton representatives vote for outside audit of House - Newton TAB

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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Moms Making Money

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